Think again...
Aku yang susah menipu orang ni pun terfikir "A'ah ye... ada rupanya."
I have read the Terms & Conditions
Hahaha. I bet none of u ever read word by word to the terms & conditions before signing an agreement or clicking 'I agree' when installing something on your computer.
Kalo baca pun, halfway jer.Kalo laki yang mintak sign, pandai pulak nak baca detail. Takut surat izin kawin lagi satu atau pertukaran nama pewaris harta kot. Huahuahua
When ur kids ask u to buy something (toys, fast food), u say... "Mama takde duit la.."
Tipu kan?
Actually u do, but it's to be spent on something else, or perhaps not enough. Atau maybe duit tu memang ada, cuma korang tak nak manjakan sangat anak-asal mintak je, dapat.
When people ask u, "Hey..how are u?"
We simply reply "I'm fine. Thanks"
Automatik kan? Walaupun kadang-kadang kita tengah flu... Kira bohong la jugak tu.
Your friend: Cer kau tengok- lawa sangat ke minah ni?
Bcoz u could sense (from the intonation) that could be her ex-boyfriend's new girl... you said "Takde la lawa mana pun! Sape ni?"
Hahaha... yang ni aku tak buat. Kalo adik aku tanya, dia jangan harap nak dapat jawapan menyedapkan hati dia.
Anak I sakit la, boss.
Dr, saya rasa sakit perut la. Boleh MC tak?
Yang ni aku tau ramai orang buat. Tapi aku takut nak buat, takut jadi betul-betul. Hehehe.
Hmmm... so, daripada 5 tu, berapa skor korang? :P
Hehehehe...tersengih2 i baca entry u nih, yg slalu i tipu part anak minta belikan brg ^_^
ReplyDeleteso true eheh
ReplyDeleteeh kalau salesman dtg rumah, kita buat2 mcm xd eorg dlm rumah sbb mls layan diorg..cenggitu kira tipu jugak ke x?
yg mc tu aku biasa gak buat sebab aku tak takut pun hahah
ReplyDelete1 ngn 3..hehe..mls nk bce T&C yg pnjg lebar..tp instead of 'fine' tqh slu sbut Alhamdulillah..
ReplyDeleteaku selalu gak tipu my nuha part beli barang otw balik dari rumah pengasuh, ckp tadak duit, hari nak hujan kedai dah tutup, mcm2 lah..heheehe
ReplyDeleteyg last tu paling tak best
ReplyDeletehahahha
5/5 suma nyer pernah dan selalu buat... hahhahahaha... sy ngaku sy mmg x berapa baik... hihihihiiii...
ReplyDeletesooo cute lor!
ReplyDeletetapi me kalau zahraa mintak beli toy kan, i cakap eh mommy nak beli kat kedai depan tu..lagi besar, lagi best !hehehehehe
tipu dosa! ekkekek
ReplyDeleterasanya ada buat semua tadi. hehe. mungkin ada lg yg lain. huhu
ReplyDeletei buat 1 je..yg "mama tade duit"..yg lain sorry beb, i mmg direct tp psl huduh ke ape, takleh cakap "tak lawa mana". i akan cakap "bolehlaa..." :p
ReplyDeletepsl demam pun, i mmg akan cakap yg betul...u tanya la i skrg,i akan jwb "Thanks..Tak brp sihat ni, batok2!!"
pasal anak dsb pun sama...mmg tak reti tipu. u pnh tgk crita Baik Punya Cilok yg AC Mizal tu? watak AC Mizal yg kalau dia nak ckp tipu, mulut dia akan ketar2..haa, i mcm tu laah (tak le truk mcm tu)! I mmg takleh cover2 nya... Kalau i cuba tipu pun,bila org twist tanya balik ke i akan kantoi!
hahaa...kesian i....
yg paling often now, pasal anak mintak barang...tapi i tak tipu, i slalu cakap betul je, 'this one not nice/good la, at home one better'....hahhaha mesti la kan..mau naik angin if the tuan kedai dgr.
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