Friday, January 14, 2011

Male or female?

Perasan atau tidak... 'ship' is always refered to as 'she'. Not bcoz it shows her topside and hides her bottom. Hahaha. Rajin-rajin la korang gugel la ye...

Okay..jom kita tengok objek lain pulak. Boleh tak korang teka, whether it's a male or a female.
Kita try bagi satu contoh dulu.

TYRES

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. Hehehe


Okay, u got it?
Jom kita try test power.


ZIPLOCK BAGS?

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They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS

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These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
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Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES
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These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS
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Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
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Female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS

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Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL

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Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

p/s:
Ni lawak je tau. Korang jangan guna he/she utk objek-objek ni dalam English pulak.

13 comments:

  1. hahahaha
    mana la u dapat ni belle?

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  2. hahahaha....susah betul nak teka everytime. but that's a really good one lah. hehehe

    http://twinkywinkystars.blogspot.com

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  3. hahaha!! I like the photocopiers, hehe.

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  4. ni melalui pemikiran siapa :p lelaki ker perempuan.hehehehe :p

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  5. nice..
    tp bab pesanan kau di akhir entry tu jugak yg bagus..hihihi

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  6. ahahhaha lawak best of the week ;)

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  7. hee...pandai gak i teka, almost all i teka betul !!

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  8. haaa..Timmy dlm Timmy Time tu jantan ke tino??

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