Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Burung apa? Burung murai...

Scene 1

Ini adalah perbualan seorang anak (lelaki) dengan ayahnya... (bukan Lil Adam & MrHubby)

Anak L : Adik tak nak la sunat!

Bapak : Nape pulak tak nak? Orang laki kena la bersunat!
Anak L : Nanti kena potong habis, jadi macam kakak punya!!!

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Scene 2

A mom and her babygirl, while in the shower

Girl: Bird-bird...bird bird (pointing to 'that part')

Mom: No, this is not bird-bird.

Girl: Bird-bird...

Mom: No, daddy has bird-bird. Go look at Daddy's.

Dad: Haiyaa..why u teach her like that?


(Aku gelak besar masa dia cerita ni kat aku) Hahahahaha...


Anyway, that's the dilemma. Some people think, takkan kita nak purposely tunjuk that private part to the kids kan?

To the elder siblings (kakak or abang), they might be able to learn while their adiks are still babies. Kan seeing is believing! Hahaha

Well, I can say that prolly these two toddlers are confused...
There are times when I shower with Lil Adam (faham-faham je la keadaan mcm mana), and I have been thinking on the right terms to address that private part.

I don't wanna call it "Pet-pet" as I think it's very obvious and sounds a bit obscene (to me). In the meantime, I don't wanna mislead him with a confusing term. Takkan la nak ajar scientific terms pulak kan?

Errr...if the boy's is Willy, what if the girl's is Wonka. Hahahaha...(aku nak sambung gelak sambil buat keje).

In the meantime, my fellow friends... tolong bagi suggestions ye? ;)



31 comments:

  1. tingat kt anak ai...si abg(3thn) bukak spender nk cing, si adik (gurl 1thn) pelik tgk tjuntai tu..then dgn slamber, dia tarik je abg dia nyer bird...huhuhu jerit bujang tue...
    oppss, ai xplak ajar cenggitu

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  2. hahahah.. kalau yg B panggil bon bon.. what if girl punya panggil gon gon.. :D
    boy punya i takde idea lagi... ermmm, yon yon ke..
    wakaka...

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  3. bukhairiah,
    hahaha.kesian dia... mesti sakit kan?

    lady,
    hahahaha...gon gon bunyi mcm gorgon je! :P

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  4. ahaks.... MIL i ajar Wafiq "k0te". sebab bird yg wafiq tau adalah burung. i pun tak tau mau komen apa dah ekekekek

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  5. amirul, i teach him dier nyer private part as bird or banana.. huhuh..

    so bler tanyer where is your banana/bird, dier akn tunjuk private part dier la..

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  6. willy wonka..sounds goods!!! hahahahaha..

    banana - for me tak seuaaaiii..since masa sekolah asrama dulu,boys suka melucah bila lunch aritu makan pisang..siap jerit2 kat girls lagi bila kitorang makan pisang dalam dewan makan.menci!

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  7. yang i tau or dengar bird for boy, flower for girl...

    tak terpikir nak ajar idris nak sebut apa tang private part dia...

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  8. kalau boy nya bird-bird girl punya apa lak eh? hehehe..tak terpikir pun lagi coz takde daughter.

    oh tapi cerita di atas itu adalah lawak okeh! suruh gi tengok kat daddy wakakkakaka

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  9. as for my son I just straight fwd told him the private part name is PENIS.. hehhe. and my PIL found it was cute.. ahahha..

    psstt.. im inspired from mabrood blog.. her youngest son refer that part as PENIS.. and Im thinking.. cool gak ek??

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  10. okeh...mula2 nak gelak gambar adam yg sensoredkan semua private part pakai bubble tuh...hahahahha... sgt cute!!!! muka tak bersalah jek dia..hahahaha...

    secondly, me refer to girl's private part as FLOWER... i ajar damia panggil flower..hahahahahaha.... over tak? yg boy tu obviously mmg bird laaa....

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  11. i rasa better u sc name..cos my sister inlaw ajar anak dia panggil t*t ..vagina!
    cam sweet jer bila my anak sedara tu sebut vagina!nampak sangat sopan ...dan bijak!hehehe

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  12. Belle, us use Bird..tapi baru2 ni sibuk2 dah nak mula potty my lil tot, being advised by Montessorian to use the actual private part name. Penis & Vagina. We want to do so but keep forgetting it.

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  13. elyn,
    mak aii..so straightfwd!

    kambingbujang,
    hehehe.dia x pelik lak banana tu xleh mkn ekk?:P

    lin muhamad,
    hahaha.sekolah mana yg notty sgt tu?

    drama mama,
    kisah benar tu.
    tapi bapaknye doktor. so xtau la patut kisah ke x.

    mamamarina,
    fuiyooo... agak2 kalo i tukar bird tu dgn p*nis, adam keliru x?

    fizamior,
    i pun ada relative yg masa kecik dulu dia panggil yg tu 'bunya/bunga'.hehehe
    err...wangi tak that flower?

    munira,
    hehehe.giler terer ahhh..kecik2 dah guna scientific terms.

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  14. hmm tak terpikir lak
    i have both boy n girl
    tapi diorang pun tak penah tanya nak panggil benda tu apa.. hahaha

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  15. hanz,
    really? okay..nmpk gaya, kena telus la ajar anak2 ye?

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  16. h4nie,
    hahaha.so selama ni u sebut apa?

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  17. hahaha..masalah gak menerangkan bende tu kan..takkan nak tunjuk plak kasi beza..i ajar kat afif panggil tote..err yang girl punye i tunggu la esok ade baby girl plak baru pk hahaha

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  18. willy? free willy.. hehehe.. cute2.
    pipit.. sudahnya baru ni beli underwear HUSH PUPPIES... dia pangge dia punya HUSH PIPIT! iman ...oh iman

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  19. hahhaa..cute..cute..betul laah,kena fikir.walaupun 'sama' dgn Aliah,i tak pernah mandi sama dgn dia! ada sekali2 dia mmg curios nak tgk sebalik towel i dan juga sebalik boxer papa dia..huhuuu!

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  20. farah,
    smtara tgu dpt babygurl, xkan xnak explain lgsg?

    anonymous/isar,
    hush pipit...hehehe.comelnya.

    salzahari,
    hehehe. curiosity kills the cat!

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  21. i bahasakan pet pet dkt aisyah. yg laki punya belom addressed lg, sbb x pernah tunjuk ;P

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  22. pening jugak nak pikirkan ye? tersilap ajar karang tersalah faham lak! tp biasanya org bahasakan 'burung' for boys and 'petpet' for girls.. tp matsalleh bahsekan 'penis' n 'vagina' cam okay je pun kan? (but of course la it sounds kinda obscene in our culture kan)

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  23. hahahahhaaa..i pon tergelak sorg2 scene 1st tuu..

    Boboy i teach him as bebird..and for girl is pipit..kakak2 sepupu dia dua org tuu..

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  24. oyis,
    hehe. nak tunjuk sape nye lak kan? kan?

    aidaikmal,
    tu la mat salleh cool jer. i should be a pseudo-mat salleh la. hahaha

    imma,
    boleh pulak si budak tu fikir nnt potong abis jadi mcm kakak dia punye. huhu

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  25. wow byk nyer term kt sini...bagusnyer

    me tk ske dgr pepet or kotey...cam rimas...nenek2 maisrah n makcik2 smue duk pepet2 kotey2....huhuhuh

    ske term penis n vagina...bagusnyer....later nk ajar vagina n penis laa...

    me dunno nk bgtau aper...so she call her self "anu"...hahaahh

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  26. iEfa,
    i pun x suka terms tu..mcm terang dan jelas sgt. hehe
    tapi lawak la bila sebut 'anu'..hehehe

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  27. maid aku dulu.. "bedak bunga dia dulu"

    masa dia jaga anak maksu aku

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  28. salam
    off topik
    anda beautiful sila terima
    http://yuitsumuni.com/2010/03/28/beautiful/

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  29. jiji,
    hehehe. bunga tu wangi ke x?

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  30. oh..tak terfikir pun pasal term2 nie..

    tapi selalu cakap "dode" kat babyku..huhuhu..nnt dia boleh cakap nak tgk gak reaksi dia camna dlm bab2 cemni..

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  31. Belah MIL panggil girl punya cipom n boy punya onen... for me i panggil boy kukubird, n girl i panggil mcm biasa je...

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