Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Mengajar anatomy to a 6y.o boy

Aku teringat lagi masa dulu aku dok cari-cari terms yang sesuai (and sounds 'subtle') to refer to private parts, bila bercakap dengan Lil Adam.
Read HERE.

Pada suatu hari, sedang Lil Adam tengok tv, meraba-raba pusat sendiri... tetiba dia popped soalan kat aku yang dok bermalas-malasan di atas bean bag.

Lil Adam: Mama...do u know where is the tummy hole?

Me: Sure. Your belly button kan? The navel.




Lil Adam:  Hmmm. Then if we go further up, we have this (._|_.) What is this, Mama?

Me: The chest. (#trying to avoid)

Lil Adam:  No, this one. Bonbon.(tunjuk nipple dia sendiri)

Me: Bonbon is actually the breasts, but we call it bonbon, as our secret code. Just like 'bird'.

Lil Adam:  What are they for?

Me: Err... I will have to ask the doctor first.

Lil Adam:  Why ask the doctor?

Me: *poker face*


Dan sekarang... aku dah gelabah.
Dah la awkward bila bagitau anak, lelaki ada breasts. Takkan nak cakap kegunaannye untuk breastfeeding pulak. Hewhewhew.
Haru!


3 comments:

  1. selipar yg aku pakai skang jenama bon bon . kah kah kah. masa aku beli tu, aku tergelak sorang2 sebab teringat kat ko. dada lelaki utk apa yer ? hahahaha. tak terfikir dek akal.

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  2. Well... Dada lelaki tu utk si isteri ber bon bon di situ i might say... ;p

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  3. Ekekeke...klo i pon gelabah juga nak jawab tu.

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