Aku teringat lagi masa dulu aku dok cari-cari terms yang sesuai (and sounds 'subtle') to refer to private parts, bila bercakap dengan Lil Adam.
Read HERE.
Pada suatu hari, sedang Lil Adam tengok tv, meraba-raba pusat sendiri... tetiba dia popped soalan kat aku yang dok bermalas-malasan di atas bean bag.
Lil Adam: Mama...do u know where is the tummy hole?
Me: Sure. Your belly button kan? The navel.
Lil Adam: Hmmm. Then if we go further up, we have this (._|_.) What is this, Mama?
Me: The chest. (#trying to avoid)
Lil Adam: No, this one. Bonbon.(tunjuk nipple dia sendiri)
Me: Bonbon is actually the breasts, but we call it bonbon, as our secret code. Just like 'bird'.
Lil Adam: What are they for?
Me: Err... I will have to ask the doctor first.
Lil Adam: Why ask the doctor?
Me: *poker face*
Dan sekarang... aku dah gelabah.
Dah la awkward bila bagitau anak, lelaki ada breasts. Takkan nak cakap kegunaannye untuk breastfeeding pulak. Hewhewhew.
Haru!
selipar yg aku pakai skang jenama bon bon . kah kah kah. masa aku beli tu, aku tergelak sorang2 sebab teringat kat ko. dada lelaki utk apa yer ? hahahaha. tak terfikir dek akal.
ReplyDeleteWell... Dada lelaki tu utk si isteri ber bon bon di situ i might say... ;p
ReplyDeleteEkekeke...klo i pon gelabah juga nak jawab tu.
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