Monday, June 20, 2011

Cara menangani penonton yang annoying in cinemas


Amongst the annoying things while watching movies in the cinemas are...


The cinema is too warm/too cold
Don't they know about thermal comfort? Or do they expect Malaysians to have 7 layers of fats to keep us warm?


People kicking the back of your chair
Grrrr.... I feel like kicking the idiot!


Those with super-hi-tech phones
...that still rings although 'it has been switched off'.
There's always a reminder at the beginning of the movie. Perhaps they can't read.


People who came in late and keep going out
"Excuse me.. excuse me."
If your bladder leaking, why not u request for a seat next to the aisle?!



The arm rest stealer
Hey, I might not be fat... but I need my space too!

Those who eat/drink with extra sound effects
U know that sound of plastic pack/wrappers of Twisties and slurping the almost-finished drinks?

The director-wannabes and scriptwriter-wannabes
They know what's the next scene and keep telling the person next to them.




Noisy kids
It's alright if it is animated/cartoon movies. Typical audience- kids!
Fine... I have kids too. But I manage to calm my boys down before I get stares from others.


The cinema staff who wait for you to leave
I love watching the behind-the-scenes stuff, esp when it comes to Jackie Chan's. And sometimes I just need to know who the side actors/actresses are. Mana le tau ada yang sedara aku ke... senang nak minta autograf.


So, now... u tell me...
How do u deal with these annoying people?


Dik, boleh slow sikit tak?

Bro... relax la, bro. Kita tengah tengok wayang ni.

Syyyy.... Syyyy!!!!!!!!

Si kampung mana la datang tengok movie ni?

U director/scriptwriter citer ni ekk?

*dush..dush* (tendang kerusi depan)


Which one?

11 comments:

  1. dulu ada sorang minah dia gaya stylo datang cinema ngan boyfriend dia.. to bila citer start dia jadi macam ahmad nisfu, tetiba jer dengar 'yeah, u r right' dan 'hallo, ...' apa emo sangat tengok cinema ntah..

    ReplyDelete
  2. none of it

    ignored je la wpon dlm hati membengkak geram hehe

    ReplyDelete
  3. Paling xboleh blah part yg berangan jadi director. Also yg dtg lewat then buat kecoh.

    Aku pernah sound org blkg aku; sbb sibuk sgt dia nak cerita storyline Harry Potter tu kat bf dia. Tau la da baca buku..senyap2 dah la. *emo*

    ReplyDelete
  4. aku jenis tak layan orang sangat.lantak ko la kan :p

    tapi kalo suka tendang kusi, memang sakit hati la :p

    ReplyDelete
  5. bibier karim,

    bila kes macam tu lain kali you cakap kat diorg..

    "i bayar tiket ni memang nak dengar you bercerita..cerita la lagi sampai habis"

    siap letak dagu atas tangan.. kalau dapat meniarap lagi baguss.. hahaha...

    ReplyDelete
  6. Pernah layan citer horror.. tp ada makcik melatah duk belakang... amik ko terus x horror dah citer tu... bantai tergelak je dgr latah m.cik tu... smpi anak2 m.cik tu gadoh lah 2 beradik.. "Tu lah long aku dah kt biar mak rilek dulu td.. yg ko g cucuk dia td apasal... kan dah xleh berenti ni, buat marah org je"... sepanjang movie le m.cik tu xberenti melatah..

    ReplyDelete
  7. bab kicking chair tu mmg sy piss off yg amat..so sy akan pndang blakang dgn pndangan ala2 shrek pink version nk mkn org..so far bkesan :p

    ReplyDelete
  8. x suka bila orang di sebelah,belakang o depan y ade bau badan.

    lagi 1 kalau dia bernafas sehingga mengeluarkan bunyi..adess!

    ReplyDelete
  9. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  10. i akan berdehem byk2 kali sampai org tu tgk kat i n i senyum balik. kalau hubby pulak, dia lebih rela tegur terus dari penat2 buat bunyik mcm i..kekeke... btw, lama x singgah sini. byk betul story mory.. =)

    ReplyDelete
  11. biasa i diam aje..ntah hape2 kan..balik umah rasa tak puas hati lak

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for reading!
Feel free to leave comments here.

Nuffnang ads

My Heartbeat