Want tanamera...

Pagi tadi masa dok mamai-mamai lagi... aku dpt sms drp Kak Mie (SIL), dia ajak pi Tanamera spa kat Sooka Sentral weekend ni.
Bila sebut Tanamera, mesti aku tingat 2benda je...

• lagu Guantanamera... lalala... very-the-Julio Iglesias!
  
• signage Tanamera kat Aussie dulu (heading towards the Gold Coast)- perasan macam Tanah Merah pulak.

The best part is.. bila aku cakap this Sat is my birthday, so I gotta check with MrHubby first kot2 ada plan lain... my SIL said, it's gonna be her treat for the birthday girl. Hoyeh hoyeh.
Aku pun setuju le, setelah MrHubby menyatakan kesanggupan untuk babysit Lil Adam & Lil Adib.

So, sambil aku browse benda lain, aku gak dah Yahoo! (sebab aku tak guna google) the things no-to-do at a spa.

• Don't arrive for a 2 p.m. spa appointment at 2 p.m. Arrive at least 20 minutes early to check in, change and relax, or earlier if you want to enjoy the steambath and sauna.
• Ooo..xpe. Kitorang nak pegi pukul 10am.

• Don't spend your spa treatment talking about your problems at work, with your husband, your kids. You're just stressing yourself out
  
• Dah tu, apa aku nak sembang nanti ye?
  

• Don't work out and then show up for your massage all sweaty. It's not nice for you or the therapist.
• Not to worry, aku dah la malas workout. Kalo workout pun, aku susah berpeluh.

• Don't hop into the Jacuzzi and then go straight to your massage or facial. Rinse the chlorine off right away. It's not good for your skin.
• Baiklah... saya yang menurut perintah (orang gomen la katakan)
  

• Don't talk on your cell phone in the meditation room (or locker room, or anywhere in the spa.) It disturbs others and keeps you from relaxing.
• Aiyooo... at least aku kena alert gak la. Kang ada emergency ke. Maklum la, MrHubby tukang babysit...

• Don't treat the staff like they're servants and you're the Queen. You won't get their best work.
• Ewah..ewah. Ni cas-dapat-royal-treatment-sempena-birthday la kot.

• Don't expect miracles. You won't permanently get rid of all your muscle tension in one massage.
• Kalo MrHubby aku urut 5minit pun aku boleh tido kemain sedap. Kalo spa tu teruk sangat, aku suruh diorang tutup je la.
  

• Don't rush off right after your treatment. To get the most out of it, you need time to rest afterwards.
• Paling-paling pun, aku pi jenjalan & makan dengan MrHubby je la.

• Don't forget to tip.
• Berapa nak bagi ekkk?

• Don't go have a big heavy dinner with wine right after a massage. Take it easy and drink plenty of water.
• Lalalalaaa... yg ni aku nak buat-buat tak baca. Sebab aku nak makan special sempena menjadi tua...oops! I mean, sempena meningkat remaja.

Okaylah...aku nak layan cha-cha Guantanamera ni... haha...