Penangan Rajnikanth

Menjelang Deepavali, macam biasa... I still keep the same hope.
Every year, without fail.

Aku nak TV tayangkan cerita Padayappa, supaya aku dapat gelak guling-guling dengan MrHubby nengok hero pojaan aku, Rajnikanth.
Nak harapkan diorang tayang Endhiran, ke laut la jawabnya... sebab sempena setahun anniversary tayangan, boleh pulak diorang request tayang semula kat panggung. Mana ada chance nak masuk TV kalo cenggitu?!

Petang Ahad lepas, Zeta sms aku- bagitau ada hero pojaan aku kat TV3. MasMZ pun ada update status kat FB tengah tengok Sivaji the Boss.
Maka aku dan MrHubby yang kebetulan nak kuar makan time tu sanggup bertanggak kat kedai mamak selama sejam setengah untuk nengok citer tu, walhal dah pernah tengok pun sebelum ni. Hahaha. Hebat sungguh penangan Rajnikanth.

Tak payah hensem macam Aaron Aziz atau ada six-pack macam Remy Ishak.
Dengan perut teh tarik tu, dia punya charm... sampai orang sanggup queue dan tidur luar cinema semata-mata untuk beli tiket tengok citer dia.

Dan kalo korang kata Rosyam Nor tu hero tua, try Rajnikanth.
Tahun ni umur dia 61 dah tau!!!


Korang tak kenal Rajnikanth???
Ni haaaa senarai KEHEBATAN dia.

• Rajnikanth makes onions cry
• Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
• Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
• Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
• When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
• When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
• Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
• Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
• The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
• Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
• A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
• If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.