Mesti ramai parents yang jenuh nak kontrol keadaan bila anak-anak bergaduh berebutkan mainan. Maklumlah. Having a kid, makes you a parent. Having two, makes you a referee. Kan?
Tengok ni... Bukan senang nak dapat gambar Adib Tomeyto dengan Adam Smelly ni macam ni. Kira ni gambar epic la.
Maklumlah...selalu apa yang kat tangan Abang, semua nampak menarik di mata adik. Gamaknya prinsip dia 'What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine' -_-
Asal bunyi je melalak sikit, MrHubby pun seru "Adaaaammmm!!!"
Aku je kadang-kadang seru nama "Adiiiiib!!!" -sebab aku dah tau si adik tu selalu jugak memulakan onar... dan saja je drama lebih. Nak kata masa mengandungkan dia aku tengok banyak drama, tak jugak @_@
Naik kesian aku tengok Lil Adam asyik kena mengalah. Lama-lama dia pun upset, which I guess is not 'healthy' for him la. Well, been there, done that.
So one day, aku panggil Lil Adam masa aku tengah masak (upon hearing Lil Adib 'uwek' mengada-ngada tu). Aku nak cerita pasal apa yang Abah buat dulu untuk aku dan Acik (abang aku).
sapa lebih cheeky?
Dan cerita aku pun bermula (dengan tambahan ajinomoto dan garam gula secukup rasa) to make him amused.
Adam,
do you know, when I was small... I used to fight with PakNgah? Then one
day, Tok Wan said...if we are not being nice to each other, he will
make us a secret recipe.
Haaa...
masa aku selalu gaduh dengan Acik tu, Abah ugut nak rendam spender
kitorang dan bagi each other minum. Maksudnya, air rendaman spender Acik
untuk aku minum, and vice versa.
Gross kan?
Lepas tu tergedik-gedik aku dengan Acik takut. So takde la gaduh-gaduh sangat dah lepas tu. Hahaha
Lil Adam dengan muka sengih-sengih sambil kata "Eeee... yuck! But Adik doesn't wear undies!"
That's okay. He wears diapers. So I can make the soup for you using his diaper that is full of poop and shee-shee. Do you want it?
No! I don't. Hehehe (laughing cheekily). Agaknya dia gelak-gelak tu sebab rasa lawak kot, or maybe dia tau aku saja ugut je.
So, from now on, if both of you fight, I will remind you of the secret recipe. Okay?
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Korang nak tau aku betul-betul buat tak?
Haaa..gilo apo.
Periuk mana aku nak korbankan untuk rendam buat undies soup tu? Ekekekeke
Comelnya adam & adib ☺☺
ReplyDeleteAdib sama macam qahirah. Kesian juga kat abang yg terpaksa mengalah. Ker sebab anak kedua memang mcm ni perangainya...huhuhu...
mungkin la kot. sbb dia tgk kalo apa2 kes, mesti dia dpt...cuma kena 'hekkk' sikit je.
Deletemy mom ugut rendam tali pusat kitaorg adik beradik hoho, lg gross (sbb dia tunjuk botol, then siap bukakan kapas tunjuk tali2 pusat yg dah kering kerepot)
ReplyDeletei kalo takat tali pusat tu xpe lagi. at least it's just blood yg dah kering.
Deletecomeyyyy betullah diorg ni...muahhhh!!!
ReplyDeleteanak ke 2 slalu cam tu kan? anyway i slalu ugut nak rendam pusat dorg yg dh kering..till now still elok tersimpan
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