Sempena 14 Februari esok...

Sempena Hari Kasih Sayang esok.....Okay..okay...aku tau la kita takleh sambut Valentine's Day.

Ni saja je nak jadikan sebab untuk tengok se-alert mana kita untuk deal dengan pasangan masing-masing. Sila jangan sentap tak pasal-pasal okeh..Hahaha

Si aweks dan bini-bini (plural?) sepatutnya bila dah takleh celebrate Valentine's Day tu... toksah la dok ketaq sangat hint-hint nak gi fine dining, nak bunga lily sedozen... 

Instead of menyerlah kejahilan tu dengan bertanya "Sayang... do u know that tomorrow is Valentine's Day?"

...why not korang tunjuk terer dan cas understanding sikit dengan ayat "Abang, esok UEFA champion league start kan?"

Aku yakin kaum Adam di muka bumi ni akan terasa korang lah 'pasangan paling ideal dan paling memahami sampai sayang korang laju-laju.' Harharhar

Dan..kalo korang berani lagi tahap besi berani, sila le tanya pasangan masing-masing soalan ni...

1. Awak sayang saya tak?

2. Do I look fat?

3. Abang rasa pompuan tu cun tak?

4. Kalau Sayang mati, Abang kawin lain tak?






To guys... these are the tips for the answers.

Question # 1: Awak sayang saya tak?


Sepatutnya: Ya.

Lebih afdal: Eh..mesti la...

Jawapan cari bala:
1. I suppose so.
2. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
3. Bergantung... what do you mean by love?
4. Does it matter?


Question # 3: Do I look fat?

Jawapan selamat: Takde la...


Jawapan mengundang-rajuk-sila-tido-atas-sofa:
1. Ni nak compare dengan apa ni?
2. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
3. Alaaa...ramai yang lagi gemuk daripada awak.



4. Abang rasa pompuan tu cun tak daripada saya?

Jawapan chuak-chuak:  "Of course not!"

Jawapan yang boleh buat awek atau bini sentap dan mogok taknak masak:

1. Lawa gak la. Tapi awak ada personaliti.
2. Tak la cantik sangat, tapi definitely lebih kurus la...
3. Define 'pretty'


5. Kalau Sayang mati, Abang kawin lain tak?

Yang ni tak menjamin jawapan selamat.
Jawab la apa pun, lepas beberapa minit (atau lepas sejam dua) maybe akan ada jawapan susulan...

So, maybe boleh try buat macam ni je....

She....Would you get married again?
He.....Definitely not!
She....Why not - don't you like being married?
He.....Of course I do.
She....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
He.....Okay, I'd get married again.
She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
He.....Yes, I would.
She....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
He.....Where else would we sleep?
She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.





p/s:
Aku dah tanya semua soalan ni kat MrHubby, tapi kitorang jenis tak kisah dapat jawapan apa pun. Buat apa dengar jawapan yang sedap di telinga tapi kelentong je lebih... Huahuahua